Saturday, April 23, 2005

Chapter Forty-One: Rounding Third, Heading Home
Well folks, we're in the home stretch of the Farewell Andy Duncan Tour 2005. Two more shows in the Lonestar State; one in Houston, one in Dallas. Being the baseball freaks that we are, Mike Clark and I insisted we all go to an Astros game during our night off in Houston. With the beautiful weather and the beautiful hot dogs and beautiful beer, we could not have made a better call. The only person not in attendance was one Damian Kulash. He was in LA doing a nudey naked photo shoot for a major magazine. I'd give out more details, but I feel like torturing you guys a little bit.

Love,
Rusty

12 Comments:

Anonymous alynn. said...

ahaha, that's so cruel about the photo. do you take bribes? I will take a list of demands...

11:00 PM  
Anonymous Mor said...

you should come visit Charlotte, NC.... you guys are amazinga nd i'd love to see you live...

10:54 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nah forget Chartown. She's overrated. Come on down to Asheville. We have a fresh club called the Orange Peel. Also there's hot amazon lesbians that may or may not have forgotten to shave their pits. I won't tell if you don't.
-Phil

12:49 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

muhahah I know which magazine it is because Damian was talking to my friend and I about it at the orlando show 0=)

10:05 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think everyone knows that it's Jane Magazine

11:20 AM  
Anonymous Hanna Marie said...

You guys ROCK!!!
I looove your music!
Hehe. And my interest in it has rubbed off on my friends.
Hope your having fun on your tour
__Hmal
Raynham, Mass

4:22 PM  
Blogger Fat Asian Baby said...

Hey A. Ross, I came across your page from Eric/Alex's. I think we crossed paths a few times at Columbia, but I dunno if you'd remember. Anyway, glad to see you're doing well. I'll keep an ear out for you guys in the dirtydirty...

9:48 PM  
Blogger emily said...

Sounds like the tour is going along great, no broken bones so far! Curse you guys for not coming to San Francisco! keep up the good work

1:02 AM  
Blogger Alex said...

Well, I thought I was gonna be cool, and mention that Damien told me it would be the July or August issue of Jane... but apparently I'm not the cool person I thought I was, sad. *sigh* I DO have to say that nowhere did I see mention of the two coolest girls ever that you guys met in Jacksonville and played Photohunt with! Did that thirty minutes mean nothing to you *Sob* Anyways, glad to hear you guys are almost done, I'm sure you're tired, and ready to be home! Again Andy; nice job being the New Guy and tearin' it up!
-Alex

5:26 PM  
Anonymous plumbersbid said...

when do we get to see the nude rusty pics? bring out the general!!!

5:25 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hi Rusty,
I met you last week and you left a lasting impression on me.
Bye.

10:26 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A-Ross,

I thought I loved you before, but after hearing you went to an Astros game at Minute Maid Park on your night off, well... words escape me, but now I worship you!

You rock! (both literally and figuratively)

7:56 PM  

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